Carl Lagerfeld, who art in Paris

Chanel be thy name

Thy Westwood come

Thy Gaultier done

On skirt as it is in woollen

Give us this day our Helmut Lang

And forgive us our Hilfiger’s

As we forgive those that Hilfiger against us

 And lead us not into Marks & Spencer

But deliver us from Levi

For style is the Kingdom

And the Prada

And the Gucci

For ever in leather

Armani

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